The Honeymoon SuiteYou wake up in the honeymoon suite of the Bawa Regency in Mumbai. The first thing you notice is the rain pounding the pavements outside…May 21, 2021May 21, 2021
Is everything ok, Mr Stendel?I am walking past the bus stop opposite the entrance to the High Court when it happens. I am thrown to the ground by the sheer force of it…May 6, 2021May 6, 2021
Street foodI know a guy who cums his pants over Wispa Gold. Big Tino. Same pal that shites bollock naked. Even in the pub or that. If he has to dae a…Apr 4, 2021Apr 4, 2021
(He plays the) acoustic guitarWee Danny got kicked out in March. Best day of my life and am no even joking.Mar 27, 2021Mar 27, 2021
SuperfryI’ve been wearing sunglasses all day. Spring has finally arrived, it’s hot enough that you could drink a few cans in the park in a t-shirt…Mar 23, 2021Mar 23, 2021
The last tricolourI get my first day off in fucking ages on Sunday and I decide to cycle to Hogganfield Loch. I take the path by the cart, go through…Mar 21, 2021Mar 21, 2021
The murder houseRobbie doesn’t want to buy the murder house. He liked it enough in the first place, it was him who sent me the listing. Three bedrooms…Mar 15, 2021Mar 15, 2021
Two Doors UpLeah Gordon lived two doors up from us. She moved from somewhere in England when we were ten or eleven. She had a wee bit of an accent but…Mar 12, 2021Mar 12, 2021
Amsterdam, 2008The first time I took mushrooms was in Amsterdam. We’d just finished school and six of us decided to celebrate by going to the spiritual…Mar 8, 2021Mar 8, 2021
